What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What is your daily motivation and does it work?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is a fun psychological trick to try on someone?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why does my mom never wear underwear?

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.